sick
Puns about sick.
LandlordsMy landlord constantly complains about feeling inadequate. It must be the complex he has.CookieWhy did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.AlligatorsHow do you treat a sick alligator? By giving it gator-aid.RanksWhat rank do you give someone with a cold? Hanker Chief.Corona VirusMaking fun of the Corona virus is a sick joke.Hand SanitizerWith all the sales, the inventor of hand sanitizer must really be rubbing it in these days.Flu shotsPeople who don't get flu shots make me sick.StressThe flu can be just as stressful as COVID-19. It's just a different kind of strain.Flu shotWhen you have a cold, getting the flu shot won't work compared to getting antibiotics. Guns aren't effective against the flu."Porcupine FluHow do porcupines recover from the flu? NyQuill.BaristaA barista was wearing a face mask while making my drink. I asked "Where'd you find face masks? They're all sold out." The barista replied, "This is a…Sick BoatsWhere does a sick boat go to feel better? To the dock.AntsWhy don't ants get sick? They have little anty bodies.