Soda
Puns about soda.
Water DropletsWhy are water droplets at high elevations tastier than at sea level? Because it's Mountain Dew.SodaI got hit by a can of coke. It didn't hurt, it was a soft drink.RecyclingThe worker at the recycling plant was sad. It was soda pressing.ThirstWhere would you go, if you were thirsty for a carbonated drink, but not that thirsty? MinisodaRoot beerIf you put root beer in a square glass, does it become beer?