steal
Puns about steal.
PiesA pie in the Bahamas costs about $4 per pie, but that's because they're stolen. That's the pie rate of the Caribbean.CoffeeWhat kind of crime does a coffee report to the police? A mugging.PlagiarismApparently I was accused of plagiarism. Their words, not mine.Different types of peopleWhat's the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac? A literalist will take everything literally. A kleptomaniac will take everything, lite…