store
Puns about store.
GhostsWhere do fashionable ghosts shop? At the boo-tique.Smoke ShopI went to a smoke shop only to find it was replaced by an apparel store. Clothes, but no cigar.Pun StorageI store all my dad jokes in a dad-a-base.ClownA clown held the door for me while walking into the store. It was a nice jester.Piano storesWhy do skeletons like piano stores? It's where they buy their organs!Captain HookWhere does captain hook buy his replacement hooks? At the second hand store.ClocksI looked at the clocks at the horologist's store as I walked home. It was a good way to pass time.Dog's TailWhere does the dog go when it loses its tail? The retail store.