technology
Puns about technology.
A webpage walks into a barA web page walks into pub and sees a bunch of web browsers sitting at the bar. The web page walks up and asks "Hey you want to take a load of this?".…Pun StorageI store all my dad jokes in a dad-a-base.ComputersWhat does a newborn computer call its father? Data.ATMsIf time is money, aren't ATMs time machines?KeyboardsI got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I wasn't putting in enough shifts.TreesHow do trees get on the internet? They log on.PubMy computer has an interstellar pub, it's a space bar.C++Why did C++ reject C's proposal for going on a date? C has no class.Microsoft OfficeI used to be very good with Microsoft Office. My skills Excel others'. I had a great Outlook on my skills until you stole it. I'll get it back though…BrowsersThe best part about being a Web Browser is all the free cookies.BooleansThe best thing about Booleans is that even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.BackupsLog backups are generally a good thing to have unless it's in the toilet.CalculatorMy calculator is really something I can count on. Get this on a shirtPhone sexHaving phone sex might result in getting hearing aids.iPodI named my iPod the titanic, and now it's syncing.Motherboard -> Mother boredWhy doesn't a person who builds computers make a good parent? Because he makes his own motherboredCaps lock is onLaptop attempts to remove a hat, but states "I.. can't get... it off!" An all in one machine sitting next to it replies "Dude, that's because your ca…