water
Puns about water.
Scuba DiverI used work as a professional scuba diver, but I couldn't handle the pressure.Water DropletsWhy are water droplets at high elevations tastier than at sea level? Because it's Mountain Dew.PetsI have a pet who loves to float and signal boats in the water. He's a good buoy.Feeling DownOne day, I was feeling down and my friend said "It could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I think he meant well.BathLast I time I took a bath I got a sunburn. Last time I try sunbathing!Water BedHow do you make water beds bouncier? Add some spring water.SnowmanWhat happens when a snowman throws a temper tantrum? It has a meltdown.WaterI tried emptying out water from a bottle as a joke. It was a pour attempt at humor.Sick BoatsWhere does a sick boat go to feel better? To the dock.House BoatsMy best friend lived in the house boat next door. We eventually drifted apart though.RiverWhy was river rich? It had many banksHoly WaterHow do you create holy water? You boil the hell out of it.FloodingThe flooding usually happens in August but happened in July. It was a monthsoon.BoatsI started a business building boats. Sails are through the roof!SpongesCan you imagine how much deeper the ocean would be if it weren't for sponges?MintI put mint in my hot water. It's minty.Ant GendersDid you know that you can tell the gender of an ant by dropping it into water? If it sinks its girl ant, if it floats its boy ant.Under the SeaHow can the Little Mermaid avoid all her problems under the sea? Go aerial.DumpsterIf a large garbage can sinks in an ocean, attempting to retrieve it would be considered dumpster diving.AssemblyWhy are Assembly programmers always wet? They work below C level.SnowSnow melting in the summer is Mother Nature liquidating her assets.WetWhen things get turned on in the shower, she gets wet.