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Haunted Homes
David
5 October 2021
Why did the haunted house dislike storms? Rain dampens its spirits.
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Assembly
David
22 February 2017
Why are Assembly programmers always wet? They work below C level.
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Snow
David
7 December 2016
Snow melting in the summer is Mother Nature liquidating her assets.
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Wet
David
23 October 2016
When things get turned on in the shower, she gets wet.
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