works
Puns about works.
ChickenI put a facemask on a chicken to protect it from COVID-19. It isn't perfect, but it fits the bill.MirrorsUnsure of my future, I considered making mirrors for a living. That's something I can see myself doing.HistorianI used to work as a historian, I just couldn't see a future with it.DoctorI tried being a doctor, but I didn't have the patience.BarberI tried being a barber, I just couldn't cut it.TailorI tried working as a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for the job.CemeteryWorking at a cemetery is fine as long as you don't get buried in your work.Uncle SamWhat is Uncle Sam's favorite snack? Fire-crackers!