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Birthday Cards

David 1 July 2026

After my dad read his Same word, two meanings literal birthday card (singular) A greeting card received on one's birthday payoff 50 th birthday cards (plural) Multiple cards, one for each candle or year, summing to 50 The phrase '50th birthday card' can mean either a single card for a 50th birthday, or collectively 50 cards, one for each year. , he stopped and said "just one would have been enough".

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