Plain single pun
One hinge, one mechanism, no structural trick. The default.
Avid BowlerMy athletic friend's an avid bowler. I love that he's into pottery.Birthday CardsAfter my dad read his 50th birthday card, he stopped and said "just one would have been enough".Sad treesWhy was the weeping willow so close to the side of the road? It needed a shoulder to cry on.Working on the wallDoing construction work on walls used to be so freeing but I had to quit, I was feeling cornered.Cabinet CareerI had to quit my job at the cabinet manufacturer. It was very counter intuitive.Fridge DoorYou should always knock first on the fridge door. Just in case you see the salad dressing.KingThe previous king was only a foot tall. He was a lousy king, but a great ruler.CursiveI started writing my name in cursive. It's my signature move.OrigamiI used to have a job making origami but the company foldedDad JokesI make a lot of dad jokes but not being a parent it's a real faux pa.WizardsWhat is it called when a wizard has his magical enchantments peer reviewed? Spell Check.Scuba DiverI used work as a professional scuba diver, but I couldn't handle the pressure.WiresMy kid was caught eating wires. I've grounded them until they've learned to conduct themselves properly.Fence PostsWhy aren't fence posts any fun? They're all just a stick in the mud.TwinsI have twin daughters. One's name is Kate, the other, Duplikate.ZipposWhat's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.Speed BumpsI was afraid of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.AcupuncturistsI don't trust any acupuncturists. They're all backstabbers.Waffle CarsMy waffle maker made tiny waffle cars. It's the only time I enjoyed a traffic jam.ActorsWhy do actors love their job so much? It's all play.Water DropletsWhy are water droplets at high elevations tastier than at sea level? Because it's Mountain Dew.UpholsteryMy friend fell into an upholstery machine. He was recovered.WeightliftingWhy are weightlifting competitions only held on Saturday and Sunday? The other days of the week are weakdays.TrianglesWhy are triangles always so agreeable? Because you can always see their point.