Punat😀rium.com

Related Puns

LinguistsDavid4 September 2020What are a linguist's favorite shoe to wear? Converse.CamouflageDavid22 October 2018My friend wanted to buy a camouflage jacket, but I couldn't see them wearing it.Construction WorkerDavid26 May 2019A construction worker was taken to court by his boss for putting his hands in wet pavement. His boss won because he had concrete evidence. It really…CowboyDavid7 November 2017If you wear cowboy clothes on a farm, are you ranch dressing?In a CourtroomDavid5 October 2017[In a courtroom] "I hereby find you guilty of click-bait and sentence you to the electric chair. What is about to happen next will shock you"LaundryDavid25 June 2020What state does the most laundry? Washington.Military meetingsDavid21 October 2018Why was the general not wearing any pants? He was debriefed.PainterDavid20 March 2020What does a painter do when they get cold? Put on another coat.A whole new worldDavid10 April 2017Who was Jasmine attracted to? A-lad-in trouble.AcidDavid8 November 2019What do you call an acid that's a jerk? Amino acid.ActorsDavid5 February 2021Why do actors love their job so much? It's all play.AlligatorsDavid9 August 2020How do you treat a sick alligator? By giving it gator-aid.
View all puns