clothes
Puns about clothes.
LawyerWhat should a good lawyer wear to court? A proper lawsuit.HuntingI've never hunted bear, but I have been fishing in shorts.Smoke ShopI went to a smoke shop only to find it was replaced by an apparel store. Clothes, but no cigar.LinguistsWhat are a linguist's favorite shoe to wear? Converse.LaundryWhat state does the most laundry? Washington.PainterWhat does a painter do when they get cold? Put on another coat.BeesI wore pants made out of a hive where bees lived. It gave me a nice beehind.CamouflageMy friend wanted to buy a camouflage jacket, but I couldn't see them wearing it.Military meetingsWhy was the general not wearing any pants? He was debriefed.ProtestingIn protest, I got a shirt with California and Texas on it. I was making a state-ment.GolferWhy did the golfer wear two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one.CowboyIf you wear cowboy clothes on a farm, are you ranch dressing?ClothesI used to create shirts and pants from fashion magazines. I had many articles of clothing.