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Stutter

David 11 June 2019

Why is it a bad thing for people with stutters to go to prison? They can never finish a Same word, two meanings literal sentence (linguistics) A complete grammatical unit of words; people with stutters may struggle to finish speaking one. payoff sentence (law) A period of imprisonment imposed by a court as punishment for a crime. The word 'sentence' shifts from a grammatical unit (what people with stutters struggle to complete) to a judicial punishment (what imprisoned people serve). .

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sentenceprisonjailstutterspeakspeachtermpunishmentquestionone linerspeech impedimentswordplay Plain single punTwo clean meanings, often cheeky

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