animals
Puns about animals.
ZipposWhat's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.AlligatorsHow do you treat a sick alligator? By giving it gator-aid.DinosaurWhat do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words? A Thesaurus.ZooI went to the zoo and saw an area with a bunch of loaves of bread in it. A sign above read "Bread in captivity."TermiteA termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"WeighingAn American was speaking to a European about the weight of their dog and tried converting from pounds to grams but struggled. There was mass confusio…Teddy BearWhy doesn't a teddy bear eat cake on his birthday? He's stuffed.The dog zooI went to a zoo with all dogs. It was a shitzu.SpongesCan you imagine how much deeper the ocean would be if it weren't for sponges?AccoladesIf you hand someone mice as an accolade you are giving them preys.Steak v2For real though, with out steak, I'd have a cow.