The dog zoo
I went to a zoo with all dogs. It was a shitzu.
Like:
Related Puns
😄BreadDavid8 June 2019A friend was pulling around a loaf of bread on a leash. "Nice dog!" I exclaimed. "Thanks", said my friend "It's a pure-bread."→😄ComedianDavid13 October 2019They all laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, nobody's laughing now!→😄Corona VirusDavid12 March 2020Making fun of the Corona virus is a sick joke.→😄DalmatianDavid13 August 2020I wonder when the very first Dalmatian was spotted?→😄Dog NamesDavid8 August 2022I named my dog Whiskey because he's a hard licker.→😄Dog's TailDavid18 July 2017Where does the dog go when it loses its tail? The retail store.→😄DogsDavid10 June 2019What's the best way to teach a dog to shake hands? Pawsitive reinforcement.→😄DogsDavid25 January 2021Why can't dogs get MRIs? Only CAT scan!→😄DucksDavid15 November 2018Why don't children TV shows allow talking ducks? They try to avoid fowl language.→😄Ear InfectionDavid7 March 2017The vet came back to tell me that my dog doesn't actually have an ear infection. My only response was "That's good to hear".→😄Garbage TruckDavid26 April 2020Driving a garbage truck means you're a rubbish driver.→😄HeadstoneDavid6 September 2020Making a typo on a headstone could be a grave mistake.→