clothing
Puns about clothing.
HuntingI've never hunted bear, but I have been fishing in shorts.LinguistsWhat are a linguist's favorite shoe to wear? Converse.VelcroI never wear Velcro shoes. They're a rip-off.PainterWhat does a painter do when they get cold? Put on another coat.Military meetingsWhy was the general not wearing any pants? He was debriefed.Steering WheelI saw a pirate with a steering wheel on his pants and I brought it to his attention. He simply responded "Aye, it's driving me nuts!"Boxers or briefsDo I prefer boxers or briefs? Depends.ClothesI used to create shirts and pants from fashion magazines. I had many articles of clothing.Tea PartyWhat did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party? Tea-Shirts