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Velcro

David 7 August 2020

I never wear Velcro shoes. They're a Same word, two meanings literal rip-off (tearing sound) The act of ripping or tearing, as Velcro fasteners do when separated. figurative rip-off (scam/overpriced) A swindle or fraud; something overpriced or unfairly exploitative. The hyphenated phrase works both as the literal mechanism of Velcro separation and as slang for a scam. .

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