dark
Puns about dark.
SnipersI used to work as a nighttime sniper. My job was nice, but knowing how it would all turn out was always a shot in the dark.MorningI stayed up all night because I couldn't figure out where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me.The SunI'm always confused until someone sheds light on something. That's why without the sun, I'd be in the dark.Riding HorsesI am always afraid of riding my horse in the dark, but she's a night mare.SunshineA day without sunshine is like, dark.Stolen LampsThe guy who had every lamp in his house stolen was delighted when it happened.CoughDo you cough so much that your coworkers won't let you cough at work? Need a place to cough in? Buy a coffin!