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Stolen Lamps

David 7 November 2017

The guy who had every lamp in his house stolen was Same word, two meanings literal de-lighted Deprived of lights; robbed of lamps. figurative delighted Very pleased or happy about something. The word 'delighted' splits into 'de-lighted' (literally robbed of lights) and the standard meaning (very pleased). when it happened.

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delightdelightedLightdarkLamphousestolenabsentone linertheftwordplay on prefixeshome invasion Plain single pun

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