food
Puns about food.
Ice creamWhy is everyone afraid of ice cream? It gives them the chills.CandyAre you a candy bar? You're pretty sweet.TurkeyWhat's a turkey's favorite song? "All about that baste"RunnersWhat do professional runners eat before a race? Fast food.Eating UtensilsAn eating utensil with 4 prongs is a fork. If it only has 3 prongs, it's a threek.House BuildingWhat's a cow's least favorite material for building homes with? Cottage cheese.Uncle SamWhat is Uncle Sam's favorite snack? Fire-crackers!BreadWhy is bread so lazy? It just loafs around.PianistWhat's a pianist's favorite sandwich? A Tune-a Sandwich.CannibalWhat is a cannibal's favorite to-go food? Finger food.Shredding CheeseI always had issues shredding cheese. However, I have grater problems to deal with.Space RocksWhy was the space rock tastier than the earth rock? It's a little meatier.PickleThe pickle had a good birthday. She really relished it.No ArmsDid you hear about the guy with no arms and his sandwich? He didn't make it.CowboyIf you wear cowboy clothes on a farm, are you ranch dressing?WaffleWhat do you call a waffle lying on a beach in California? Sandy eggo.TortillasI didn't think they'd mind that I overcooked their tortilla, but they told me we needed to taco bout it.AssaltedWhen you add too much salt to your food, your taste buds become assalted.Time ConsumingI had a friend who would eat clocks for lunch. Eating with him was time consuming.