foot
Puns about foot.
NoseWhy can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot!DoctorsA doctor who likes to audition for roles in a play broke his foot. Luckily he still made the cast.ShorterI knew a guy who lost everything below his left ankle. He was 1 foot shorter from then on.FeetI knew a guy who's foot was a mile long. Trimming his toenails was a big feet.