Shorter
I knew a guy who lost everything below his left ankle. He was 1 foot shorter from then on.
Like:
Related Puns
😄FeetDavid28 February 2017I knew a guy who's foot was a mile long. Trimming his toenails was a big feet.→😄BirthdaysDavid29 July 2020Why is your 32nd birthday always the shortest? Because it's only 30 seconds.→😄BooksDavid7 May 2019I prefer lanterns over long books. I'm a fan of light reading.→😄DoctorsDavid23 January 2021A doctor who likes to audition for roles in a play broke his foot. Luckily he still made the cast.→😄KitchenDavid22 September 2017To argue against a fact, I used a ruler in my kitchen as a counter measure.→😄LegosDavid29 May 2021Did you hear about the excitement for the new Lego set? People were lined up for blocks!→😄MidgetDavid15 March 2018The midget never understood anything people said. I guess it went over their head.→😄NoseDavid27 April 2021Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot!→😄Smelly FeetDavid25 October 2016How do feet smell if they don't have a nose?→😄A whole new worldDavid10 April 2017Who was Jasmine attracted to? A-lad-in trouble.→😄AccoladesDavid2 August 2017If you hand someone mice as an accolade you are giving them preys.→😄AcidDavid8 November 2019What do you call an acid that's a jerk? Amino acid.→