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Puns about house.
Haunted HomesWhy did the haunted house dislike storms? Rain dampens its spirits.Home valuationI live next to a coin manufacturing plant. My house is valuable because it’s near mint!Home BuildingI saw an ad that said "Buy one house, get roof free". I guess that means the roof is on the house.LandlordsMy landlord constantly complains about feeling inadequate. It must be the complex he has.House BuildingWhat's a cow's least favorite material for building homes with? Cottage cheese.Construction WorkerA person was building the frame house when their boss came by and told them how to properly build it. It was constructive criticism.House BoatsMy best friend lived in the house boat next door. We eventually drifted apart though.Horse's HomeI built a horse home that withstood a storm. It's stable.ElephantMy friend moved into a new house, so I bought them an elephant for their room. They thanked me but I said "Don't mention it".Stolen LampsThe guy who had every lamp in his house stolen was delighted when it happened.