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measurement

Puns about measurement.

KingDavid18 January 2024The previous king was only a foot tall. He was a lousy king, but a great ruler.KitchenDavid22 September 2017To argue against a fact, I used a ruler in my kitchen as a counter measure.ShorterDavid1 March 2017I knew a guy who lost everything below his left ankle. He was 1 foot shorter from then on.