poop
Puns about poop.
ToiletsWhat do you say when you accidentally walk in on God on the toilet? "Holy crap!"PoopingAfter a strenuous poop, I was wiped.PoliceWhy did the policeman smell bad? He was in the line of duty.Giant WhalesHow do you escape a giant whale after being eaten? You run until you're pooped out.Poop JokesPoop jokes aren't my favorite, but they are a solid number 2.Alphabet SoupI ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday. Then I had probably the biggest vowel movement ever.Gives you the runsDid you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes.Eating a PencilI ate a pencil once. I digested that sucker the old natural way. Yes, it was in fact a number 2 pencil.