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Toilets

David 29 April 2020

What do you say when you accidentally walk in on God on the toilet? " Idiom taken literally setup Holy crap (exclamation) A common exclamatory phrase expressing shock or surprise. payoff holy crap (literal) Excrement belonging to or associated with God, taken literally in the context of finding God on the toilet. The idiom 'Holy crap!' is reinterpreted literally given the scenario of encountering God in a bathroom. !"

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