sports
Puns about sports.
Avid BowlerMy athletic friend's an avid bowler. I love that he's into pottery.Soccer PlayersI heard a rumor that Pelé was dead. After looking it up, he’s still alive and kicking.WeightliftingWhy are weightlifting competitions only held on Saturday and Sunday? The other days of the week are weakdays.Hide and go SeekI tried becoming a recruiter for a hide and go seek league, but good players are hard to find.SportsIt is striking the similarities between baseball and bowling.GolferWhy did the golfer wear two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one.RollerbladesDid you hear about the guy who tried to buy rollerblades for $0.50? I guess you could say he was a cheapskate.IraqI escaped Iraq the only way I knew how, Iran.