sports
Puns about sports.
Soccer PlayersI heard a rumor that Pelé was dead. After looking it up, he’s still alive and kicking.Hide and go SeekI tried becoming a recruiter for a hide and go seek league, but good players are hard to find.GolferWhy did the golfer wear two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one.RollerbladesDid you hear about the guy who tried to buy rollerblades for $0.50? I guess you could say he was a cheapskate.IraqI escaped Iraq the only way I knew how, Iran.