Punat😀rium.com

Weightlifting

David 25 November 2020

Why are weightlifting competitions only held on Saturday and Sunday? The other days of the week are Sounds alike literal weekdays Monday through Friday, the five working days of the week payoff weak days Days when lifters are physically weak or frail, unsuitable for competitions Homophone 'weakdays' sounds like 'weekdays' but introduces 'weak' to fit the weightlifting context .

Tags:
daysaturdaysundayweekdayweakweightliftingquestionone linersportsweightliftingdays of the weekwordplay Plain single pun

Related Puns

AcidDavid8 November 2019What do you call an acid that's a jerk? Amino acid.AlligatorsDavid9 August 2020How do you treat a sick alligator? By giving it gator-aid.CampgroundsDavid15 November 2016Why can't you run in camp grounds? You can only ran. It's past tents.DinosaurDavid15 April 2020What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words? A Thesaurus.Pirated CornDavid11 March 2019How much do pirates pay for corn? A buck n ear.ThesaurusDavid12 April 2020What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll.ThirstDavid26 August 2017Where would you go, if you were thirsty for a carbonated drink, but not that thirsty? MinisodaTraveling dogDavid28 July 2017How do dogs travel? By waggin'.Under the SeaDavid10 April 2017How can the Little Mermaid avoid all her problems under the sea? Go aerial.WandersDavid12 January 2019Why were the traveling wanderers always happy? They were nomads.Water DropletsDavid29 January 2021Why are water droplets at high elevations tastier than at sea level? Because it's Mountain Dew.Fence PostsDavid14 May 2021Why aren't fence posts any fun? They're all just a stick in the mud.
View all puns