stolen
Puns about stolen.
PiesA pie in the Bahamas costs about $4 per pie, but that's because they're stolen. That's the pie rate of the Caribbean.CoffeeWhat kind of crime does a coffee report to the police? A mugging.MoneyWhy were the thieves putting their stolen cash with their dirty clothes at the laundry cleaners? They thought that's how you launder money.IdentityI met a man who's name was Rob Bed. His identity must have been stolen.Stolen LampsThe guy who had every lamp in his house stolen was delighted when it happened.