two
Puns about two.
KissingI like to kiss flowers. I use tulips.RomanA Roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says "I'd like five beers please."Dream DoctorA guy goes to a psychiatrist. "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a canopy. Then I'm a teepee again, then…Eating a PencilI ate a pencil once. I digested that sucker the old natural way. Yes, it was in fact a number 2 pencil.