Dream Doctor

David 28 December 2016

A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a canopy. Then I'm a teepee again, then I'm a canopy. What's wrong with me? I'm going crazy!" The doctor replies, "It's very simple. Relax, you're two tents."

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