weight
Puns about weight.
GasWhat gas weighs the least? Butane. It's a lighter fluid.WeightliftingWhy are weightlifting competitions only held on Saturday and Sunday? The other days of the week are weakdays.CigarettesTwo guys are on a boat with three cigarettes and nothing to light them with. They threw one overboard and the boat is now a cigarette lighter.WeighingAn American was speaking to a European about the weight of their dog and tried converting from pounds to grams but struggled. There was mass confusio…BlueWhat is blue and doesn't weigh very much? Light blue.