animal
Puns about animal.
CowWhat do you call a cow with a sunburn? Roast beef.ZipposWhat's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.Female DeersWhy did the female deer need to take out a loan? She wanted a few bucks.FishWhat kind of fish helps you hear better? A herring aid.BeesI went bought a dozen bees from a beekeeper. I looked and saw I had 13 bees. Apparently it was a freebee.ChickenI put a facemask on a chicken to protect it from COVID-19. It isn't perfect, but it fits the bill.CowsWhy don't you see many cows working at leather factories? That's just how cows hide.AlligatorsHow do you treat a sick alligator? By giving it gator-aid.OwlWhat's an Owl's favorite TV Show? Doctor Who, because it's a hoot.Interesting AnimalsThe least interesting animal has to be the boar.PenguinsPenguins don't like visiting Great Britain because they're afraid of WalesDirtWhat do you call a donkey that rolls around hauling dirt? wheelburro.LionsWhy can't lions ever be humble? They don't want to swallow their pride.CowWhat do you call a cow that's been shot? Holy cow!DinosaurWhat do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words? A Thesaurus.SteaksWhy don't they eat steaks on Star Wars? It's always Chewie.Porcupine FluHow do porcupines recover from the flu? NyQuill.CatsWhy are cats so good at baking? They are natural whiskers.Deja MooDeja moo, the feeling you've heard that bull beforeHorsePeople always tell me to get off my high horse. To that I say, neigh!Paper MacheI tried to construct my favorite forest animal from paper mache but required a lot of help. I bearly made it.House BuildingWhat's a cow's least favorite material for building homes with? Cottage cheese.BeethovenWhy doesn't Beethoven like chickens? All they ask for is "Bach, Bach Bach"Coding BootcampWhy did the young spider go to a coding boot camp? He wanted to become a web developer.