work
Puns about work.
ChiropractorI tried working as a chiropractor. I quit because it was back breaking.DentistBeing a dentist and trying to motivate yourself to go in every day is like pulling teeth.OptometristBeing unemployed, I'm looking into being an optometrist.MechanicI got fired as a mechanic because I took too many breaks.MufflersI used to work at a muffler factory, but it was exhausting.BarberI tried being a barber, I just couldn't cut it.TailorI tried working as a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for the job.CemeteryWorking at a cemetery is fine as long as you don't get buried in your work.Construction WorkerA person was building the frame house when their boss came by and told them how to properly build it. It was constructive criticism.Construction WorkerA construction worker was taken to court by his boss for putting his hands in wet pavement. His boss won because he had concrete evidence. It really…KnifeI tried to use the dull knife, but it just didn't cut it.BankI got fired from the bank because I lost interest in my work.PoliceWhy did the policeman smell bad? He was in the line of duty.Orange juiceI got canned from the orange juice factory because I wouldn't concentrate.