Sounds alike
Two words that sound the same — "soul" / "sole", "tuna" / "tune a".
Dad JokesI make a lot of dad jokes but not being a parent it's a real faux pa.BagelWhat kind of bagels fly? A plain bagel!FarmersWhy do Farmers like dubstep? They love it when the beet drops.Water DropletsWhy are water droplets at high elevations tastier than at sea level? Because it's Mountain Dew.WeightliftingWhy are weightlifting competitions only held on Saturday and Sunday? The other days of the week are weakdays.TeethWhy do you only get photos of teeth after a meal? That's the only time you get tooth pics!AlligatorsHow do you treat a sick alligator? By giving it gator-aid.AlphabetThere used to only be 25 letters in the alphabet. Nobody knew y.Financial AdvisorI thought about being a financial advisor. With my background in money, it makes a lot of cents.DinosaurWhat do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words? A Thesaurus.ThesaurusWhat does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll.TurkeyWhat's a turkey's favorite song? "All about that baste"WindowBeing in the window repair business can be pane-full.AcidWhat do you call an acid that's a jerk? Amino acid.WaterI tried emptying out water from a bottle as a joke. It was a pour attempt at humor.MechanicI got fired as a mechanic because I took too many breaks.ZooI went to the zoo and saw an area with a bunch of loaves of bread in it. A sign above read "Bread in captivity."StringA string walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The string walks out, torn about what happened. He becomes so upset…Pirated CornHow much do pirates pay for corn? A buck n ear.WandersWhy were the traveling wanderers always happy? They were nomads.Tree WhistlesI bought a whistle made out of a tree but had to return it. It wooden whistle!Riding HorsesI am always afraid of riding my horse in the dark, but she's a night mare.WatchesI attached watches end to end to make a belt. It was a waist of time.Space RocksWhy was the space rock tastier than the earth rock? It's a little meatier.