setup
Puns about setup.
Steering WheelI saw a pirate with a steering wheel on his pants and I brought it to his attention. He simply responded "Aye, it's driving me nuts!"CoralWhen coral gets stressed out, they die. Their most stressing topic? Current events, though it comes in waves.ColorsThey say that no two people see colors the same way. Is color a pigment of your imagination?CornYou allergic to corn? No? Good I've got some corny jokes for you.Bone SpecialistI had a friend who adjusted bones for a living in Egypt. He was a Cairo-practor.Walt Disney"Walt, which part of your leg is hurting?" Walt points to left kneecap "Dis knee."Head in the SandA coworker said that you can't have a growth mindset if you stick your head in the sand. I simply told him that you can't grow if you don't have your…ArtistsIn the old west, artists would get in fights and settle them by seeing who could paint a gun first. I guess the winner was the one who drew a weapon…Microsoft OfficeI used to be very good with Microsoft Office. My skills Excel others'. I had a great Outlook on my skills until you stole it. I'll get it back though…Dream DoctorA guy goes to a psychiatrist. "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a canopy. Then I'm a teepee again, then…ProtonA proton walks into the bar and asks the bartender for a $150 bottle of whiskey. The bartender asks if he's sure, and the proton responds "I'm positi…NeutronA neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."No pun intendedDid. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. No pun intendid.Eating a PencilI ate a pencil once. I digested that sucker the old natural way. Yes, it was in fact a number 2 pencil.Groan UpI used to love puns as a kid, but then someone told me puns are bad. I guess, that was the day I became a groan up.Can't Wear LeatherYou might think that because you're a vegetarian, you can't wear leather. I assure you, your opinion can be suede.Autumn, Leaf, OrangeI just want Autumn to leaf me alone. I'm not fall-ing for its tricks that the son is out. I'm inside because it's getting cold. Orange you glad the c…Dinosaur Fourth of JulyDid you know that the dinosaurs celebrated the 4th of July? They only had it once, because they played with dino-mite. You could say it started and e…Caps lock is onLaptop attempts to remove a hat, but states "I.. can't get... it off!" An all in one machine sitting next to it replies "Dude, that's because your ca…