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Todo list

David 12 July 2017

My friend tried smoking my todo list. He was Sounds alike literal high (intoxicated) Under the influence of drugs; experiencing altered consciousness. figurative high (prioritized) Ranked at the top of a list; having great importance or urgency. The word 'high' shifts from literal drug intoxication to figurative ranking of priorities. on my priorities.

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HighTodoSmokeWeedDrugsone linerprioritieswordplay Plain single punTwo clean meanings, often cheeky

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