animal
Puns about animal.
Chicken CoopsWhy do Chicken Coops only have 2 doors? If they had four doors, they'd be Chicken Sedans.Sheep in troubleI rode a sheep out of town when I was wanted by the cops. I was on the lamb.ElephantMy friend moved into a new house, so I bought them an elephant for their room. They thanked me but I said "Don't mention it".Giant WhalesHow do you escape a giant whale after being eaten? You run until you're pooped out.SnailMy snail was too slow, so I took the shell off to make him faster. All it did was make him sluggish.Dogs staringImage of two tents across from each other, with a dog in each looking across from each other. The caption: "this is an in tents stare down"FishDid you know groups of fish have school everyday of the week?AccoladesIf you hand someone mice as an accolade you are giving them preys.Dog's TailWhere does the dog go when it loses its tail? The retail store.Steak v2For real though, with out steak, I'd have a cow.SteakI really wanted a rare steak, but the waiter said he couldn't find a steak made of unicorn.