Bad
Puns about bad.
HeadstoneMaking a typo on a headstone could be a grave mistake.Quick sandI've got a sinking feeling that I'm in quick sand...VelcroI never wear Velcro shoes. They're a rip-off.TombstoneWhat is the kind of news you read from a tombstone? Grave news.Garbage TruckDriving a garbage truck means you're a rubbish driver.Corona VirusMaking fun of the Corona virus is a sick joke.StatuesGoing out of business as a statue artist is really hitting rock bottom.PunsTelling bad puns is how eye roll.WaterI tried emptying out water from a bottle as a joke. It was a pour attempt at humor.ComedianThey all laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, nobody's laughing now!Up hillI tried to go up hill but fell back down. The potential was there but it went down hill.DucksWhy don't children TV shows allow talking ducks? They try to avoid fowl language.PaperI wrote a joke on a piece of paper, but it was tearable.PoliceWhy did the policeman smell bad? He was in the line of duty.VacuumThis half clogged vacuum cleaner sucks.The dog zooI went to a zoo with all dogs. It was a shitzu.