dog
Puns about dog.
Dog NamesI named my dog Whiskey because he's a hard licker.DogsWhy can't dogs get MRIs? Only CAT scan!DalmatianI wonder when the very first Dalmatian was spotted?TreesWhat's the difference between a dogwood and a pine tree? The bark.DogsWhat's the best way to teach a dog to shake hands? Pawsitive reinforcement.BreadA friend was pulling around a loaf of bread on a leash. "Nice dog!" I exclaimed. "Thanks", said my friend "It's a pure-bread."The dog zooI went to a zoo with all dogs. It was a shitzu.Dogs staringImage of two tents across from each other, with a dog in each looking across from each other. The caption: "this is an in tents stare down"Traveling dogHow do dogs travel? By waggin'.Dog's TailWhere does the dog go when it loses its tail? The retail store.Ear InfectionThe vet came back to tell me that my dog doesn't actually have an ear infection. My only response was "That's good to hear".