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Trees

David 9 July 2019

What's the difference between a dogwood and a pine tree? The Same word, two meanings setup bark (tree covering) The outer layer of a tree trunk payoff bark (dog sound) The sound a dog makes The hinge 'bark' pivots between tree anatomy and dog vocalization, resolving the wordplay setup .

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