Job
Puns about job.
ClairvoyantI got fired from my job as a clairvoyant. I didn't see it coming!MirrorsUnsure of my future, I considered making mirrors for a living. That's something I can see myself doing.HistorianI used to work as a historian, I just couldn't see a future with it.SurgeonI got fired from being a surgeon. I couldn't cut it.ChiropractorI tried working as a chiropractor. I quit because it was back breaking.DentistBeing a dentist and trying to motivate yourself to go in every day is like pulling teeth.OptometristBeing unemployed, I'm looking into being an optometrist.MechanicI got fired as a mechanic because I took too many breaks.TailorI tried working as a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for the job.BoatsI started a business building boats. Sails are through the roof!Orange juiceI got canned from the orange juice factory because I wouldn't concentrate.