Job
Puns about job.
Working on the wallDoing construction work on walls used to be so freeing but I had to quit, I was feeling cornered.Cabinet CareerI had to quit my job at the cabinet manufacturer. It was very counter intuitive.OrigamiI used to have a job making origami but the company foldedCakesI practiced calligraphy then became a cake decorator. My handwriting was just icing on the cake.OptometristI used to work as an optometrist but I got fired because I lost focus.DoctorI used to be a doctor but I got fired because I lost my patience.Scuba DiverI used work as a professional scuba diver, but I couldn't handle the pressure.SnipersI used to work as a nighttime sniper. My job was nice, but knowing how it would all turn out was always a shot in the dark.Helium FactoryI fired someone at the helium factory today. I couldn't stand being spoken to in that tone of voice.Bomb SquadI got fired from the bomb squad yesterday. It's a shame because I had a blast on my first day.Trash CollectorI got a job as a garbage man, but didn't have any training. I picked it up as I went along.ShoesI used to work at a shoe factory but got fired because I didn't put any soul into my work.PetsI have a pet who loves to float and signal boats in the water. He's a good buoy.MoneyMy friend makes a million dollars a day. He works at the mint.Financial AdvisorI thought about being a financial advisor. With my background in money, it makes a lot of cents.KeyboardsI got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I wasn't putting in enough shifts.MorticianHow do morticians make money? They urn it.Lock PickingI got a career through learning lock picking. It's opened up so many doors.WindowBeing in the window repair business can be pane-full.BakerIf you knead dough, you could get a job as a baker.PilotI tried becoming a pilot, but that never got off the ground.BodybuilderI attempted to be a body builder, I just wasn't a good fit. It didn't work out.ElectricianI found a passion working as an electrician, which was shocking.ComedianThey all laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, nobody's laughing now!