one liner
Puns about one liner.
Downhill RollI saw a guy tumbling down a hill once. I just couldn't stop him, he was really on a roll.Bankrupt RapperDid you hear about the rapper that went bankrupt? I hear he doesn't even have 50 cent to his name. Relevant: http://dab.im/2dwx6WMNeutered CatIf you neuter a cat, will it no longer have fur balls?Revolution WheelGood thing we had wheels during the founding of the USA. We needed all the help we could get with our revolution.Tea PartyWhat did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party? Tea-ShirtsI MistI tried to catch the fog, but I mist.Gravity Hit MeI never knew the gravity of throwing a ball really high into the air, but then it hit me.I like to count on thingsIf there's 1 thing I know I can count on, it's my hands. Get this on a shirtIt's to die forHave you ever tried an apple pie made with poison apples? It's to die for!