one liner
Puns about one liner.
No Pun Intended ReduxI tried to tell a series of jokes to my friend to see if I could get a reaction. No pun in ten did.TheaterI once did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.CalendarI got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.IraqI escaped Iraq the only way I knew how, Iran.Shaved CatWe shaved the cat yesterday. He's fur-ious.Not WellThe cat didn't feel well after falling from the window. She's feline down.CommunicationThe animal meowed for hours on end. It cat talk any other way.ConfusionThe crowd was confused by what the cat was doing. The cat then pawsed to explain it.Kid NappedA girl's cat kidnapped her. It just whisker away.Alphabet SoupI ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday. Then I had probably the biggest vowel movement ever.Eating a PencilI ate a pencil once. I digested that sucker the old natural way. Yes, it was in fact a number 2 pencil.Phone sexHaving phone sex might result in getting hearing aids.SnowSnow melting in the summer is Mother Nature liquidating her assets.CampgroundsWhy can't you run in camp grounds? You can only ran. It's past tents.Past, Present, FutureThe past, present, and future all walk into a bar. It was tense.SausagesWhy doesn't anyone like jokes about German sausages? They're the Wurst.Orange juiceI got canned from the orange juice factory because I wouldn't concentrate.Sober ghostWhat did the Sober ghost say to his friends at the party? No Boo's for me thanks!NoncentsI don't have any change on me, but I do have a dollar bill. It's noncents.Smelly FeetHow do feet smell if they don't have a nose?Dull PencilWriting with a dull pencil is pointless.BroomThe invention of the broom really swept the world.CheetahsDo you know why there's no gambling in Africa? Because there's too many cheetahs.iPodI named my iPod the titanic, and now it's syncing.