All Puns
617 puns and counting.
Groan UpI used to love puns as a kid, but then someone told me puns are bad. I guess, that was the day I became a groan up.Another LevelDo you look down on puns because they work on another level?Fight with punsWhy do people use puns to fight? Because they have a duel meaning.Can't Wear LeatherYou might think that because you're a vegetarian, you can't wear leather. I assure you, your opinion can be suede.In Defense of PunsAutumn, Leaf, OrangeI just want Autumn to leaf me alone. I'm not fall-ing for its tricks that the son is out. I'm inside because it's getting cold. Orange you glad the c…Downhill RollI saw a guy tumbling down a hill once. I just couldn't stop him, he was really on a roll.Bankrupt RapperDid you hear about the rapper that went bankrupt? I hear he doesn't even have 50 cent to his name. Relevant: http://dab.im/2dwx6WMNeutered CatIf you neuter a cat, will it no longer have fur balls?Revolution WheelGood thing we had wheels during the founding of the USA. We needed all the help we could get with our revolution.Tea PartyWhat did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party? Tea-ShirtsDinosaur Fourth of JulyDid you know that the dinosaurs celebrated the 4th of July? They only had it once, because they played with dino-mite. You could say it started and e…I MistI tried to catch the fog, but I mist.Gravity Hit MeI never knew the gravity of throwing a ball really high into the air, but then it hit me.Caps lock is onLaptop attempts to remove a hat, but states "I.. can't get... it off!" An all in one machine sitting next to it replies "Dude, that's because your ca…I like to count on thingsIf there's 1 thing I know I can count on, it's my hands. Get this on a shirtIt's to die forHave you ever tried an apple pie made with poison apples? It's to die for!