All Puns
617 puns and counting.
CheetahsDo you know why there's no gambling in Africa? Because there's too many cheetahs.iPodI named my iPod the titanic, and now it's syncing.WetWhen things get turned on in the shower, she gets wet.CakedI tried eating my birthday dessert, but I got it all over me. I was caked.MermaidsMermaids wear Sea-shells because b-shells are too small.SaltThe cashews were so salty, but they are sodium good.Sign LanguageIt's handy, knowing sign language.Pros and ConsThe movie The Longest Yard, really has its pros and cons.Scarecrow PromotionThe scarecrow was promoted, because he was outstanding in his field.ElevatorTaking the elevator really has its ups and downs.CemeteriesCemeteries are really popular right now. People are dying to get into them.Ground breakingShovels were a ground breaking invention!RemarkableWhiteboards are remarkable!AssaltedWhen you add too much salt to your food, your taste buds become assalted.Good JokesWhen your jokes are too good, and people sentence you to 2 years in a punitentiary.Train KillerDid you hear about the Spanish Train killer? He had locomotives.PavlovDoes the name Pavlov ring a bell?Time ConsumingI had a friend who would eat clocks for lunch. Eating with him was time consuming.Invention of the WheelDid you know that the wheel used to be square? Then they started cutting corners on production.Gold ThiefWhat do you call a thief who stole too much gold? Au-full.Hard boiled eggsHard boiled eggs aren't all that they're cracked up to be. They don't yolk around!DenalThere's no 'i' in denial.Motherboard -> Mother boredWhy doesn't a person who builds computers make a good parent? Because he makes his own motherboredGluten FreeBecoming gluten free is really going against the grain. No more gluten means it's a wrap on sandwiches. Pasta la vista gluten. At yeast you can still…