All Puns
617 puns and counting.
Not WellThe cat didn't feel well after falling from the window. She's feline down.CommunicationThe animal meowed for hours on end. It cat talk any other way.ConfusionThe crowd was confused by what the cat was doing. The cat then pawsed to explain it.Kid NappedA girl's cat kidnapped her. It just whisker away.Alphabet SoupI ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday. Then I had probably the biggest vowel movement ever.Gives you the runsDid you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes.Fig DiagramA picture of 4 figs captioned Fig. 1-4, with a title of "Figs: A Diagram" Source: http://gemmacorrell.tumblr.com/image/131965947648PeppersPicture of 2 peppers dressed up in winter attire. Captioned: "Chili Peppers". Source: http://www.gocomics.com/four-eyes/2013/11/25#.UpR_k6IAPJw.tumblrEating a PencilI ate a pencil once. I digested that sucker the old natural way. Yes, it was in fact a number 2 pencil.SnakesPicture of snakes on a 3D math plane. Source: https://i.chzbgr.com/full/3504429824/h1A501969/Phone sexHaving phone sex might result in getting hearing aids.SnowSnow melting in the summer is Mother Nature liquidating her assets.WeldingWhat's a welder's favorite music genre to listen to? Heavy metal.CampgroundsWhy can't you run in camp grounds? You can only ran. It's past tents.Past, Present, FutureThe past, present, and future all walk into a bar. It was tense.SausagesWhy doesn't anyone like jokes about German sausages? They're the Wurst.Cats pileWhat do you call a pile of cats? A meowton.Orange juiceI got canned from the orange juice factory because I wouldn't concentrate.Sober ghostWhat did the Sober ghost say to his friends at the party? No Boo's for me thanks!NoncentsI don't have any change on me, but I do have a dollar bill. It's noncents.Sea LifeWhat sea life doesn't help others? I'll give you a hint, they're crabby, and they're shellfish.Smelly FeetHow do feet smell if they don't have a nose?Dull PencilWriting with a dull pencil is pointless.BroomThe invention of the broom really swept the world.