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CowboyIf you wear cowboy clothes on a farm, are you ranch dressing?ThirstWhere would you go, if you were thirsty for a carbonated drink, but not that thirsty? MinisodaSpongesCan you imagine how much deeper the ocean would be if it weren't for sponges?PencilsWhere do pencils go on vacation? Pencilvania.FishDid you know groups of fish have school everyday of the week?ClockWhen does the clock win? When it's oneTraveling dogHow do dogs travel? By waggin'.Dog's TailWhere does the dog go when it loses its tail? The retail store.Root beerIf you put root beer in a square glass, does it become beer?WaffleWhat do you call a waffle lying on a beach in California? Sandy eggo.Four WheelsWhat has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.BrownWhat's brown and sticky? A stick.BlueWhat is blue and doesn't weigh very much? Light blue.CornYou allergic to corn? No? Good I've got some corny jokes for you.Ant GendersDid you know that you can tell the gender of an ant by dropping it into water? If it sinks its girl ant, if it floats its boy ant.TeaDoes drinking fresh tea come at a steep price?Mulan"Mulan! How many enemies are on that ridge?" "I'm not sure... about a hun-dred?"CastlesWhat do you say to someone trying to enter the Beast's castle? Ring the door, Belle.Ariel's FatherWhat did Ariel's father say when he was convincing people to do stuff? Try-tons.Under the SeaHow can the Little Mermaid avoid all her problems under the sea? Go aerial.A whole new worldWho was Jasmine attracted to? A-lad-in trouble.Music GenreWhat is Simba's favorite musical genre? Pride rock.Simba #3What's The Lion King full of? Simba-lism.MonstersWhat does Sully write with? Monster's Ink.