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Cross Eyed PeopleWhy do people with crossed eyes have difficulty keeping relationships? They can't help seeing other people on the side.BalloonsWhat's a balloon's least favorite music genre? Pop music.PianoWhat happens when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A-flat miner.BeethovenWhy doesn't Beethoven like chickens? All they ask for is "Bach, Bach Bach"Cow MusicianWhat do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument? A Moo-sician.Singing CowsWhat key do cows sing? Beef flat.MoneyWhy were the thieves putting their stolen cash with their dirty clothes at the laundry cleaners? They thought that's how you launder money.StutterWhy is it a bad thing for people with stutters to go to prison? They can never finish a sentence.DogsWhat's the best way to teach a dog to shake hands? Pawsitive reinforcement.BreadWhy is bread so lazy? It just loafs around.The MoonHave you seen the scenery on the moon? It's out of this world.Bank TellerWhy did the bank teller push over an old lady? Because she wanted to check her balance.AntsWhy don't ants get sick? They have little anty bodies.PianistWhat's a pianist's favorite sandwich? A Tune-a Sandwich.RiverWhy was river rich? It had many banksPirated CornHow much do pirates pay for corn? A buck n ear.BritainIf Britain left the EU, how much space would be freed up? 1 GB.PilotsWhy did the airplane pilot fail to land safely? He learned to fly by taking a crash course.WandersWhy were the traveling wanderers always happy? They were nomads.PaintersWhy is painting a dangerous hobby? You have a lot of strokes.Holy WaterHow do you create holy water? You boil the hell out of it.AntsAre ants with male genitalia called uncles?LibraryWhy didn't the library that converted to a hotel every succeed? They were booked.CannibalWhat is a cannibal's favorite to-go food? Finger food.